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July 29, 2005

HOUSE OF THE DAMNED

Now this is why I went into the bad horror movie review business!  I am smiling ear-to-ear right now, just thinking about HOUSE OF THE DAMNED.   It is such an incredibly awful and utterly hilarious exercise in haunted house horror that you have to think that maybe the writer or director was playing a practical joke on us.  But no, this one was clearly intended to be a serious and frightening horror movie.   Now here is where the magic happens…HOUSE OF THE DAMNED fails so miserably and so spectacularly that you find yourself laughing out loud at its failure.

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July 24, 2005

HORROR OPEN THREAD

What's the latest horror movie you've seen?   Was it any good?   Or any bad?  We're looking for ideas.  Talk all things horror on this open thread.

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