New Horror Review Every Weekday

Welcome to Absolute Horror. Here at Absolute Horror we dedicate ourselves to reviewing the very worst the genre of horror has to offer. If you're anything like us, you know how entertaining a bad horror film can be. So we look for the greatest in Straight-To-Video and waste our lives watching them so you know whether or not it's worth wasting yours.

Join Us

Always felt like you had something to say about your favorite genre of movies? Here's your opportunity to give it a shot. The more you comment, the better - and if you want to be a guest reviewer, just contact us.

More about Absolute Horror.

Search Absolute Horror

Google
Web Absolute Horror

Add to My Yahoo!

Subscribe in NewsGator Online

Feed Shark

Copyright 2005 Absolute Horror - All writing and art that you see on this blog is the property of the owners of Absolute Horror, unless stated otherwise. Written permission must be obtained by owners prior to external use or re-publishing of any of the content found within "Absolute Horror."

« I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE | Main | HOUSE OF THE DEAD »

October 13, 2005

Comments

Zombie Man

so a brother is driving into the country after his brother was bitten by a zombie (the town is already going crazy), and the infected brother is tied up in the backseat. brother1 (not sick one) is taking brother 2 to uncles house to fix him, come across a road block by a broken down car,and brother1 is attacked by another zombie but managaes to tie it up. takes zombie and brother2 to uncles house, but car runs out of gas, and they have to go the rest of the way on foot.

your mom

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

George Pokey

Fredrika and George are hiking through the woods. They hear something really scary so they start to run. While Fredrika is running, she trips over a pile of mud and rolls down the hill and gets eaten by a bear. George is really scared because he got kidnapped by a canabal. The police go searching for the kids, but they think they got kidnapped by Big Foot. So they arrest this really ugly man because they think he is bigfoot, but really it turns out he was a child raper anyways so its okay. But they never find the kids. And the mystery is that they think bigfoot ate them..

DingusMalingus

This guy sees another guy that he thinks is this other guy but he's really this killer and he chases him but it turns out he's the other guy and the one guy is the killer and kills him then has to walk through the country for eternity.

YakidK

The one guy and the other guy are friends. Another guy and his friend the another other guy meet the one guy and the other guy at a party (4 guys so far). The other guy sees the killer and thinks its another other guy, another guy's friend. Then another guy chases after one guy, the other guys friend, thinking that he's the killer who is actually the other guy who is actually disguised as another other guy but really is another guy.

The horror: How many guys are there really?

THE END.

jkos

its called "beautiful" it starts with a boy like 10 or 11 picked on by everyone at his private school for being 'ugly'. the girls wing burns down(but he didn't do it) and the boys beat him until he snaps, kills one and disappears. present day-beautiful and homeless people are disappearing off the streets and it turns out that he is cutting them up trying to make the ugly beautiful and vice versa. we follow the cops side as well as the boys including flashbacks to different times of his life as the cops uncover them. don't know who actually burned down the girls wing but this is all i have. sorry its so long but it just came into my head!!!

ben

two words for ya...mortal kombat 3

dfgfgd

John Doe

its called "beautiful" it starts with a boy like 10 or 11 picked on by everyone at his private school for being 'ugly'. the girls wing burns down(but he didn't do it) and the boys beat him until he snaps, kills one and disappears. present day-beautiful and homeless people are disappearing off the streets and it turns out that he is cutting them up trying to make the ugly beautiful and vice versa. we follow the cops side as well as the boys including flashbacks to different times of his life as the cops uncover them. don't know who actually burned down the girls wing but this is all i have. sorry its so long but it just came into my head!

This is a great idea...I am a film producer and was wondering if I could go further with this story!

Brandon

hey man "YaKidK" bitch you steal my story about boner boy you saw my trailer on youtube, don't started taking peoples shit, i know that kind what we all do but when you use the same words as i used in the film, thats just mad...THE REAL CREATOR OF BONER BOY THE SUPER HERO WHO FIGHTS RAPE AND SEX CRIME.....

Dave

A Killer CARP is fed by a serial Killer in the waters of the north woods..he kills and feeds the fish the body parts until it grows into a giant killer..taking the local fishermen with him,

carl wicks

Ok hear me out whats worse then zombies, flying zombies with superhuman strength it just so happen and i swear this is true my nan told me that there was really a superhero in her day and he was overwhelmed whilst fighting these zombies and when he was weak he was bitten starting a new race of superzombies i call this little number
"Land of Air"

sicko

it starts off with a small boy and he really wants to have sex so he breaks into the zoo. he goes over to the monkey enclosure and gets one of the chimpanzies and fucks it bim bam bom 9 months later a evil sex monkey is born and goes on the rampage poking peoples eyes out and skull fucking them to death. in the end just raggs a shitter of a car around the zzzzooooooooo and drives off a cliff and dies and before he hits the floor he says "Rock on mother licker"! THE END

Tiffany And David

Here's an idea my wife came up with..An ordinary married couple with good executive jobs..have a secret..there house has a secret iron door in the basement which carries the bodies of people they have killed throughout the years,they are serial killers that dont appear like killers at all..

Film maker

I and my friends are planning to do a horror movie in the summer in my friends summer cabin. I have wrote a story for the movie, but it still needs something to be good enough. It's basicly about five teens who get invitation to the cabin by this Psycho. The Psycho starts killing them one by one. But what I need is a good back story about who the Psycho is, what are his killing methods, etc. And also, I'd want to make some sort of intro for the film, where the Psycho kills someone. If anyone has good ideas about this, let me know!

Taks_turds

Way back in September of 2000, a boy (let's just call him Bob for now) went out with his friends to a swamp in the woods behind his house. But little did Bob know, his friends had a nasty joke in store for him. When looking for frogs, Bob's friends (John, Ethan, Jack, Derik, Cory, and 'Little' Dillan) went to go push him in the water when he was standing on a log. He fell head first against a tree, and died of a bad concution. His friends then didtched him, thinking he was only knocked out. Later, in 2007, Bob is brought back to life by an unknown force. He seeks revenge on his 'friends' and anyone who gets in his way by killing them. Here is a list of their deaths:
John: Stabbed up nostrils with two pencis
Jack: Pushed of balcony
Ethan: Throat slit
Cory: Suffocated with plastic bag
'Little' Dillan: Decapitated with rusty axe
Old Man 1: Eye ripped out, then decapitated.
Floop: Choked to death
Teen 1: Stabbed multiple times
Teen 2: Head ripped apart with gardening tool
Then, in the end, Bob is 'killed' by Derik being decapitated with the same axe as 'Little' Dillan was killed with. I can't really come up with a name...

The Creeper

Mines simple... todays world has become way too vain. People spending all their time tied into cell phones... myspace and chat services... Id want a killer who manipulated the truth and his identity to lure in females by the things that are most typical.. Looks, wealth and power... then the old school slasher bloodfest would begin. But hey thats just me... I know it would be a million dollar legend of a movie....

tyler cole

So this a movie that is just finished! What happens is there are two people that are playing b-ball and then they decide it is getting boring so one person goes to McDonalds. They go in the back to eat! The one person who goes to get something and the other person didnt know that so the person goes and checks the shed but was not there and he/she gets locked in the shed and end up getting murdered. The other person gets sad and runs away. then the movie is all about detectives trying to find her but they end up all dying.
matt(1st person)- anyway, you dont see in dark
detective 1- staultered in darkness
boy helping detectives- choked with hockey stick
detective 2- head cut open with saw
detective 3- hit with sludge hammer mutilple times
ending detective- hammer sliced head open.
Mystery- At the end you find out smartley that the missing girl is the murder!

The Rip Saw Suregon

Helen N.

The father of the family dies in an accident and the family sells his belongings so that they wont be reminded of him. He’s computer is also sold and is bought by a group of teenagers at an illegal store. They then hack into the email folder and find the address of the dead husbands wife and kids and decide to send them an email for fun. The family is then terrified and the story unfolds more with time.
(If u want to coment on this, plz email me as i probably wont come back to this site)

Sam

A baby girl was in it’s basenet crying so the mom took it out to help it sleep, and ended up falling asleep with the baby next to her, crushing the baby and suffocating it. Woman wakes up in the morning, realized what happened, freaks out. But the baby murmurs something in a deep voice, and her eyes bulge out of her skull and her head explodes. Woman goes on to kill other people she loves and a pet cat, similiar things happen with them, woman ends up committing suicide by slicing off her head with piano wire. This came to me in a dream, so I'm just writing it down to get opinions......

Luc

A teenager named Amy is impregnated and all of her friends and family are made aware. She has the child but doesn't tell anyone, she names him Jamie.

Five years pass and Jamie attempts to murder his mother, in defense she kills him. When her mother calls her wanting to meet her child, she goes to a sperm bank and has another kid as quickly as possible.

Another three years pass and Amy has kept her mom away as long as she can, she will arrive in a week. But her new child, Andy walks into her room in the middle of the night and says to her, "Mom. Who's Jamie?" Amy is horrified for she never told anyone about Jamie and she doesn't understand how Andy could have figured out anything about who he was, he had died three years ago, "How do you...know about Jamie?" She asks him. Andy replies, "There's this little boy named Jamie in my room and he told me to get out of his room."

That's all I've come up with.

Luc

A teenager named Amy is impregnated and all of her friends and family are made aware. She has the child but doesn't tell anyone, she names him Jamie.

Five years pass and Jamie attempts to murder his mother, in defense she kills him. When her mother calls her wanting to meet her child, she goes to a sperm bank and has another kid as quickly as possible.

Another three years pass and Amy has kept her mom away as long as she can, she will arrive in a week. But her new child, Andy walks into her room in the middle of the night and says to her, "Mom. Who's Jamie?" Amy is horrified for she never told anyone about Jamie and she doesn't understand how Andy could have figured out anything about who he was, he had died three years ago, "How do you...know about Jamie?" She asks him. Andy replies, "There's this little boy named Jamie in my room and he told me to get out of his room."

That's all I've come up with.

JP

A family lives in a house for a while to find a secret room that has been borded up in the attic for years..
They break it open feeling an odd vibe and whispers coming out..Turns out evil souls were trapped in there capable of controling any body they wish to..

JP

A family lives in a house for a while to find a secret room that has been borded up in the attic for years..
They break it open feeling an odd vibe and whispers coming out..Turns out evil souls were trapped in there capable of controling any body they wish to..

The comments to this entry are closed.

November 2007

Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
        1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30  

HORROR NET

Site of the first all-horror TV channel