Submitting by Absolute Horror Panelist, the 30-Something Senior.
I’m sure I’m not alone when I ask this question. Have you ever wondered what the Care Bears Movie would have been like directed by David Lynch? What would have happened if Wes Craven had written for Disney or if John Carpenter had shot The Barney Christmas Special? What if The Devil’s Rejects had hosted an episode of Sesame Street or if Jim Henson had taken that infamous acid trip to Las Vegas instead of Hunter S. Thompson?
Oh wait, Peter Jackson already answered that last one.