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February 23, 2007

BLOOD STAINS a.k.a MURDER IN MY HOUSE

I often wonder how realtors in horror movies sleep at night. They'll sell a house that has trolls in the basement or zombies in the back yard or even a history of violent killings within its very walls and they'll sell it like nothing ever happened.  And Triple Star Realty, the folks selling the house in BLOOD STAINS have plenty to answer for.  This time around, Triple Star just sold a house in a neighborhood jammed to the gills with lunatics, madmen, small children, psychopaths, and now, lawyers and that most depraved subspecies of man, children's book authors.  Thus, the lawyer and the author will begin sticking their collective noses into the dark underbelly of their new neighborhood, and what they find may well kill them.
 

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February 14, 2007

SILENT SCREAM

If you're looking for a movie about the evils of abortion, you're in the wrong place.  Despite the title, which I hope somebody knew was already taken, this particular SILENT SCREAM has almost nothing to do with abortion, unless you're one of those who considers murder an abortion, just in something like the eighty-eighth trimester.  Which is what will be happening out at a psychology professor's vacation home, way out in predictably enough the middle of nowhere.  Because after all, if this were in the middle of, say, downtown Cleveland, we'd have to find a whole new set of excuses as to why the cell phones don't work and the cops will never show up.  Actually, with downtown Cleveland, that may well be excuse enough.

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