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September 20, 2007

ROB ZOMBIE INTERVIEW

Interesting interview with Rob Zombie, director of the Halloween remake...

March 08, 2006

We'll Be Back in A Week

We here Absolute Horror will be off for about a week or so, as we are taking a break in respect for Opening Kill's nuptials this week.  Let's all wish him the best, and stay tuned for some great upcoming reviews, including the GINGER SNAPS series, the historic classic, NIGHT OF THE LEPUS, and much, much more...

January 19, 2006

News Flash: MASTERS OF HORROR To Return Next Season

Apparently we here at Absolute Horror aren't the only fans of Showtime's MASTERS OF HORROR series.  Word is they will be back for a second season.   Now, in general, this season was definitely hit-or-miss, but the hits were very impressive.  And it was great to see the different styles brought to the show by the different directors.  Rumor has it, many of the same directors will be back next time, with some new ones in the mix.  And they're trying hard to include Rob Zombie and Guillermo del Toro.

This comes on the heels of the news that Showtime will not air the episode submitted by Takashi Miike, director of the infamous AUDITION.  Apparently this episode was just too much to take, involving torture and abortions in graphic detail.  But it will be released to DVD and we hope to take a look at it there.

Anyhow, all in all, we're happy about the return of MASTERS OF HORROR - are you?

December 31, 2005

HAPPY NEW YEAR

We here at Absolute Horror just wanted to wish everyone a healthy and happy New Year!  Lots more reviews coming and more great (or terrible) horror starting the first week of 2006. 

Continue reading "HAPPY NEW YEAR" »

October 31, 2005

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

We hope you are enjoying the year's greatest holiday as much as we are.   Absolute Horror is only a couple months old, but we've made huge progress in that time thanks to your help and feedback.   Keep on reading, commenting, sending us your reviews, and you'll continue to help make us one of the leading sites for bad horror reviews.  A lot more and bigger and better plans in the future, in the meantime, Happy Halloween from all of us at Absolute Horror!

October 13, 2005

CREATIVE HORROR MOVIE IDEAS

In this thread, I want people to offer their best horror movie ideas.  Try to keep the description down to one or two sentences.

August 16, 2005

HORROR OPEN THREAD

What's the worst horror movie you've seen recently?   Give us some scoop, the worse the better.

July 24, 2005

HORROR OPEN THREAD

What's the latest horror movie you've seen?   Was it any good?   Or any bad?  We're looking for ideas.  Talk all things horror on this open thread.

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