I could start this off with a really convoluted "What do you get when you cross" joke, but frankly, I'd just wind up looking insane. And I have ABLE EDWARDS to blame for that. Because, you see, ABLE EDWARDS has decided to just completely blow my mind by giving me a retro-science-fiction style version of the Walt Disney story. See? I already sound nuts. Imagine what would've happened if I'd gone with the joke. But anyway, "Able Edwards" basically takes the story of a Disney-esque character born in the late nineteenth century. He grows up, fights in , and eventually gets the idea for Perry Panda, the practical equivalent of Mickey Mouse. Edwards Studios rises to prominence, and in pretty much every way mirrors the Disney company rise to prominence.