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July 24, 2005



Last one I saw was Dark Water. Lame, no gore and Connelly never showed the twins.


Yeah, I didn't even bother with Dark Water. PG-13 is the kiss of death as far as I'm concerned. Gotta be R or above.


Did anyone see Devil's Rejects? Was it a movie that should be on this website or was it good?


Haven't seen it, but heard it's pretty nasty. Apparently much like Rob Zombie's previous movie, House of 1,000 Corpses, which was pretty nutty.

Not sure it's quite awful enough to be on this site, but I'll check it out.


I was pretty busy watching horror movies the past couple of months. The latest were:

Zombie Honeymoon - great flick, non typical zombie movie with a love story.

The Descent - perfect movie form Neil Marshal the guy behind Dog Soldiers. Very spooky atmosphere in this one.

2000 Maniacs - old school legend. Banjo playing through most of the movie, great to see some 1960s gore.

Pterodactyl - heheh, crapola featuring big flying dinosaurs and Coolio ;)) (after seeing his efforts in The Convent and Dracula 3000 I prayed not to see him in another horror movie, but... life sucks :)


You should all see this new horror film that's coming out called The Poughkeepsie Tapes!

Check out the trailer:

examines the homicides-incorporating interviews from criminal experts,
testimony from the only victim ever rescued alive, and chilling footage shot
from the killer's own camera. All of which document the twisted path of a
serial killer as never before.

Beginning in 1988, a wave of missing
person reports and unsolved murders from New York to Pennsylvania, began to
alarm law enforcement officials. Many of the strange disappearances and dead
victims held similarities. Soon the authorities realized they were dealing
with a serial killer. The hunt to identify and capture the killer was
layered with troubling facts and haunting events, eventually ending at the
house where the tapes were found. Unfortunately, the discovery left more
questions than answers. Did the killer leave the tapes intentionally? Do the
tapes hold hidden clues? Is he still active?

This film dares to show
what has never been presented to the public before-the evidence, the puzzle,
and the footage of THE POUGHKEEPSIE TAPES.

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