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August 16, 2005


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That's easy: "Humanoids From the Deep," saw it last night. Awful, loved every minute of it. Stay tuned for a review shortly...


Burial Ground (aka Nights of Terror) must be the worst horror film ever made. It makes me sick just thinking about it.

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I've seen a lot of horror movies but I'll say it has to be The 13th Child.It had nothing to do with the legend of the Jersey Devil.


I just saw "Corpses" with Jeff Fahey, thinking his presence might make it a decent flick. But there's nothing worse than a bad camp B horror flick trying to be funny - on purpose. What a train wreck.


Who else can’t wait to see the movie “The Descent”? It’s supposed to be the scariest movie of the summer! I’m going to the sneak preview on July 26th. If anyone’s interested, I got my information at This version is different from the version out in the UK – it has footage and interviews not seen anywhere else and will only be included in the sneak preview on the 26’th


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This is easy.

The remake of Halloween. It was a totally fucked up mess...god I hated it.

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