Okay, so I watched this one because it was released in 1997 and featured Molly Ringwald and Michael Imperioli. So you get Ringwald after her prime “Breakfast Club” days and Imperioli before he went on to his career-defining role as “Christo-fah” on the Sopranos. And when well-known actors get together in their “off-prime” years, the result is often pretty funny.
The premise of OFFICE KILLER seemed
interesting enough: An office goes
through a down-sizing phase and when a mousy, disgruntled employee gets her
pink slip and accidentally electrocutes a co-worker, she gets the taste for the
kill and slowly works her way through all of the office jerks. We are clearly meant to relate and then live
through her vicariously, imagining all the knuckleheads in our own offices we’d
like to annihilate.
The lead is this little woman named
Doreen who is mocked and abused by her superiors. She responds as we all should whenever we’re confronted in life
by jerks and bullies: she murders them. After she kills each of them, she then brings then down to her
basement. In one scene that is mildly
funny, she watches TV with the dead bodies like a little girl talking to her
dolls at a make-believe tea party. Yeah, she is a sick lady, but through some flashbacks we see that Doreen
was abused as a child and her mother, who she lives with, is a pill. Note to filmmakers: why do we care about a
killer’s past? I don’t want to worry
about the abuse that might lead one to become a psychopathic slasher, I just
want to see some slicing and dicing.
The tone of this movie was surprisingly
light. Doreen stays her mousy little
self as we hear upbeat strings playing in the background to imply that this is
also a comedy. That would be fine if
the movie had any humor, but it really doesn’t. No real jokes and the characters are kind of blah. I think the premise would have worked if
Doreen became a little darker and if her killings were a more innovative. Instead she just goes around the office
switching an asthma inhaler with poison and hitting people over the head when
they aren’t looking. Boring! Between a Xerox machine and a paper
shredder, there are already lots of wonderful opportunities for death that the
filmmakers missed.
This movie is very average, but seeing
recognizable actors is this kind of dreck is always amusing and at least keeps
the attention and for that reason alone, it gets a star.
Rating: *
(out of a possible 4)
I remember seeing the box for this when I worked at a video store in high school. It looked kind of "blah". Although I figured I'd break and rent it someday, hoping, as we all do, for an undiscovered gem. Great review, too bad we don't have an "Office Space" for slashers on our hands.
Posted by: Kris | August 19, 2005 at 01:58 AM
You're right, Kris. An Office Space with blood would be a great idea.
Please feel free to draw upon your experience as a video store employee and suggest or review some good bad horror movies.
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