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November 14, 2005



I felt the exact opposite about it! I just couldn't get into it like the first two installments. I hated the camera effects, the pace was uneven, and the story was a little confusing until the date began. I did enjoy Jonathan Tucker as Jak, though, and Robert Englund was great.

Opening Kill

Jak was great. I think he has an a great screen presence. I don't know, I just felt like I could look past the camera quirks (which were annoying) and the pacing didn't kill it for me. Make sure to check out spisode #4 Jenifer (we screened it in advance) and AFTER watching the movie, read my review.


I haven't got direct t.v. or dish yet, but i was at my friends house who had direct t.v. and as i flip thre the channels, I saw showtime. It sounded fancy so i though i'd watch it. Masters of Horror was on (i'd never heard of it) and wasn't planning on watching it because i'm not much of a horror movie person, but as i watched it, i was glue'd to the screen!!! it was amazing!!!! idk what made me like it so much, but i LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So now i'm going crazy trying to get dish or direct t.v. and i've done a good bit of beggin and pleedin, so i should get it soon. they need to come out w/ a dvd w/ these movies man. DANCE OF THE DEAD RULES!!!!!!


hes hot


I dunno, I'm kind of sick of seeing shows where the innocent sheltered 16 (on here and in real life) falls for the sexually experienced slightly older (6 years in real life, making him 22 at the time) "bad boy" whose gang sadistically terrorizes the weak and helpless.

I much prefer other installments such as Jennifer and Dreams in the Witch House.


What's that track called when sister loopie dances? It plays a few times during the movie but it's not on the album, HEEEELP!

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