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February 24, 2006



I think it's relatively early in the movie, and this is some joker guy who put ketchup on a knife and pretended to kill her. But it's not the real killer.

Of course, the real killer will later come in and kill the joker guy. After all, this site is about horror cliches, right?


Yeah, I think this is actually Mandy's boyfriend behind her playing a trick on her in the opening scene. A quick scare and then she says something like "It's not funny." Then he talks her into having sex and as the camera pulls away from the sex scene, we see the doorway again, except there is a new arm with a larger knife. Fade to Black, roll the title, and Mandy screams.

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