After building up
momentum from a decent outing in PART VI, I decided to see if FRIDAY THE 13th
could keep up the pace in PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD. What a huge mistake on my part. Frankly, a huge mistake on everyone’s part. In this film Jason ostensibly meets his match
in a 17-year-old girl with telekinetic powers. No, Sissy Spacek didn’t return to reprise her
role as CARRIE, but they should still pay Stephen King a few bucks for ripping
off his character. But honestly folks –
is this like the fourth or fifth time Jason meets his match? My favorite, of course being PART IV in which
Corey Feldman takes him down. When a “Corey”
has the ability to bring you down, you’re just no longer that scary.
Nevertheless my
faith in the series was temporarily restored in PART VI, a film that actually
displayed the steady hand of a director who knew what he was doing, combined
with a script that had enough of a sense of humor not to take itself too
seriously. PART VII on the other hand
subjects to the torments of Tina (the film’s stand-in for Carrie), whose father
was killed (“drowned”) at Camp Crystal Lake when she was
a young child. Here’s the one little
twist – Jason didn’t kill her daddy, Tina did. He was a bad drunk man, so she made the pier
collapse on him using her superpowers.
Guilt-ridden, Tina
returns to confront her demons with her mom and psychiatrist. Unwisely, she once again taps into her
not-so-super-powers to bring daddy up from the lake. Of course, that’s where Jason was left at the
end of PART VI, chained to the bottom. Now,
with Tina’s unwitting help, Jason is let loose. Thank goodness at least they had the good sense to throw some moronic,
horny teens in at the camp so Jason could work his way chopping through them
until he gets to his “showdown” with Tina.
These killings
adhere to all the regular rules of the game – have sex, skinny dip, smoke pot –
get killed. There’s something really
ironic about these rules of horror movies. It’s as if they are there to get you to behave morally, but in the
meantime it asks for your money so you can watch naked teens cavort and get
killed in gruesome fashion. At least,
that’s why I watch them – I mean, you may be watching it for the moral lessons,
but hey, whatever floats your boat.
If there is one
good thing about this movie, it is the make-up job. Near the end, we actually get a decent amount
of time seeing Jason without his mask, and it's an impressively nasty sight. Clearly all that time at the bottom of the
lake (not to mention the time he spent in the grave, or with the machete in
his head, etc etc etc) has taken a toll. I mean, dude looks ugly.
Make-up job notwithstanding, there’s little to support the case for seeing this movie. And it certainly isn’t Lar Park-Lincoln’s incredibly cloying turn as the psychic Tina. Not long after this movie, she took a break to raise her kids, but Park-Lincoln is now back in action as an actress/life-coach. Yes, I’m serious, here is her site. It ain’t much to build your career on, but I guess if you’ve starred in a FRIDAY THE 13th movie that’s more than most. PART VII unfortunately is less than most.
RATING: * and a half (out of four)
Got to disagree with you here, I love this one! While not the best film in the series, it (hands down) has the best looking Jason and some very cool kills. The sleeping bag kill is one of my favs in all of them!
It's much better then Jason takes Manhattan, Jason X, or Part 5 (you know, the "fake" Jason one) I completely understand where this review is coming from, but I say give it a shot and make up your own mind.
Posted by: | May 12, 2006 at 05:12 PM