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April 18, 2007



What a stupid stupid movie!!! I know I only paid $5 to rent it, but man!!! I wish I'd have saved that five bucks instead.

I don't think I've ever fallen asleep watching a movie. (Besides 'Gigli' or something like that with Ben Affleck and Ms. J Lo. I actually turned it off after watching it for 5mins.)

Anyway, back to this movie, (if it's even worth it to call it a 'movie').I pity the actors/actresses that were in this movie. Their careers as one are ruined!!!

this is the most ridiculous movie ever, may ulli lommens career be ruined and may his actors never find credible jobs.
4 as many of us that spent our money to rent this nonentity of a movie, is ay tahe heart.
And i should probably sue HOLLYWOOD VIDEOS, for putting this movie on the top of the line chart, besides outstanding movies like freedon writers, pursuit of happiness, etc.
the cover of this trash of a movie is also very deceptive, so 4 those of u who are think/say-ing that we must av been stupid to rent it, tank ur stars we are giving the heads up first.


I can't believe i thought it would be a good movie. I rented movies for me and my sister to watch and the cover looked good so i got it. That just goes to show that what our grandmothers said about not judging a book (or movie!) by it's cover is so true.

That was such a complete waste of money i wish someone would have warned me.


I regretfully join this list of unfortunates who rented this movie. I have also been revoked of my Netflix privileges by my husband. I actually watched about half of this movie and then started using the scene selection option to skip through. Even then I did not watch the ending. I could not get over how repetative this movie is! I'm saddened by the loss of an hour to my life that I can never get back.


I wish I would have found this link first instead of renting that piece of shit movie now I am out five dollars and about an hour of my life. How was even allowed to be released. Don't let the whole German thing ruin one's idea abour cinema, I'm German and telling you there are much better horror films than this. I just hope the poor sucker who rents/is thinking about renting this movie reads this first. NOT WORTH IT! PUT IT BACK AND RENT SOMETHING LIKE.......THE THING! It was made in the fifties and still better than this.


lol. i did a lil research and found the "actor's" myspace.

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I just wasted a hour an a 1/2 of my life watching this crappy movie!! It sucked!! Good thing it was 2 of 2$ night at the movie store!! I would have been really mad if I spent more then that on this TRASH!!!!

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I OWN this movie, having bought it for $2 at a discount warehouse. I was about half way through it as my boyfriend got up and went to go to his nightshift job. He asked what it was like, and my response was "like a bad 80s porno with repeated footage, loops, unwarranted slow-mo, mystifying cutaways and crap dialogue". He went to work happy. I watched to the end. I am going to give it to someone I hate for xmas.

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