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I won’t go into too much detail in the plot because – well, it’s boring and at one point I got distracted by a piece of lint in my belly-button so I missed much of it. Needless to say, there is a mummy involved – a sarcophagus in the old man’s basement contains a pretty evil mummy who amazingly is able to do much of his killing from within the tomb. Before long they need to bring in back-up to deal with this mummy, and the only guy who knows what he’s talking about is Louis Gosset, Jr. Now you may know Gosset, Jr. as the guy from the IRON EAGLE movies, but believe it or not this man actually won an Oscar back in the day for AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN. I think he may just miss out on one of those little golden guys for BRAM STOKER’S THE MUMMY.
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There are some unintentional laughs to be sure, but they are far and few between – and there’s not nearly enough gore or nudity to keep you waiting around. Don’t be fooled by the author’s name in the title, the only pedigree in this movie is dog food.
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What with Sommers'"The Mummy", I think this film was re-released with the titled changed, and was originaly "The Legend of the Mummy". But there it is...
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